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21 March 2009 @ 04:40 pm

[x]1.玩米缸，將手插入米缸裡面既米裡面篤下篤下。
[x]2.在百貨公司入面篤扶手電梯旁的吊牌。
[x]3.地下有階磚時，特登隔一格一格黎行(不可踩界

，要完全在格內)。
[x]4.用錶面反射陽光，照黎照去。
[x]5.跳樓梯(愈多級愈勁)。

[x]6.行路上高起左地方(例如高起左既長條型石博，好似玩平衡木咁行法)。
[x]7.鋪張紙在硬幣上面，然後用鉛筆係上面油，油返個形出黎。
[x]8.食完瑞士糖之後，將糖紙包番個原本四四方方果個形出黎。
[x]9.超級市場踩住架購物車黎行。
[x]10.踩水tum，係好特登果隻。

[x]11.吹口水波。
[x]12.搣牆上的乳膠漆或牆紙。
[x]13.係平滑既地面上面冼下冼下咁行。
[ ]14.整濕ｄ紙巾，掟上學校廁所天花頂。
[x]15.食完綠箭香口膠，一定摺返成張包裝紙，再放返入個大套入面。

[ ]16.響課室玩俄羅斯輪盤，將玩粉刷霑滿粉筆粉，放係風扇上面，等個風扇轉轉下，轉得怏個時飛出黎，睇下個粉刷中邊個。
[ ]17.放膠袋(當風爭甘放)。
[ ]18.去後梯執咸書睇，張睇完的咸書撕開飄落街。
[x]19.貼張龜仔紙嚮同學背背脊果度。
[x]20.踩人地個影。

[ ]21.狂踩人地對白飯魚，尤其是大肥仔果o的。
[x]22.用幾條橡筋射同學。
[ ]23.掉人地門口的拖鞋落街。
[ ]24.蚊消防喉，射水落下面個球場，睇下射到幾遠。
[ ]25.擲水彈。

[ ]26.用氣鎗射街上的途人。
[x]27.玩千揪，fing到咁上下就飛出去鬥遠。
[x]28.落樓梯時坐係的扶手上面sir落黎。
[x]29.在自動梯行相反方向。
[ ]30.把誤投信件或沒有用的宣傳單張，胡亂放入其他的住宅信箱。

[x]31.坐地鐵時，抓緊中間的扶手，地鐵一開動博命繞住轉(自轉)。
[x]32.在月台上鬥快跑。
[ ]33.帶玩具返學。
[x]34.用圖釘弄穿學校壁佈板。
[ ]35.亂按人家的門鐘，然後鬆人。

[ ]36.明知過了三歲，仍然不買票，捐地鐵的入/出閘機。
[ ]37.用改錯水(很舊的有一個掃那種)附送的天拿水，搽在手上。
[ ]38.在井字型公屋中間的大天井中放紙飛機，或者放紙青蜒，看看誰放的紙青蜒最慢由廿幾樓落到地面。
[ ]39.煲蠟。
[ ]40.把汽水罐靜雞雞放在校車的車輪下攝住，開車時把它壓扁。

[x]41.用螢光筆油指甲。
[ ]42.向學校d木台上面畫公仔。
[ ] 43.用電筒／雷射筆射落街或者照住d路人。
[ ]44.搣碎d紙巾，然後拋出窗。
[ ]45.巴士一開車，就同佢鬥快跑（最終當然唔夠快啦）。

[x]46.落雨擔遮，懶係型咁轉把遮。
[x]47.見倒d矮過自己既人行緊過黎，會好自然/gut高d行。
[x]48.將擦膠碎「初」成一粒黑色物體。
[ ]49.玩冒險樂園o的遊戲（例如籃球或保齡球），企o係最高或企o係跑道o既最尾玩。
[ ]50.地鐵出閘果時「捐」過閘口，拎走張地鐵飛當地圖。

[x]51.屋企冇人果時，對住塊鏡學人跳舞／做戲／唱歌。
[x]52. 同細路爭一d無聊野，例如「美少女戰士角色︰sailor moon係我既, 火野麗係你既」或「四大天王，黎明係我既，所以你唔准鍾意黎明，你鐘意郭富城啦」。
[ ]53.玩廁所水。
[ ]54.去到公園，係咁撕百千層d樹皮落黎。
[x]55.慢慢行近麻雀到，企圖捉住佢地。

[x]56.係街見到狗就扮貓叫，見到貓就扮狗吠。
[x]57.趴o係地上扮死，想嚇阿媽阿爸。
[x]58.畫花報紙或書上既畫，為人物加牛角或者胭脂等等。
[ ]59.拎d元寶當船放o係水上玩或者拋落街
[ ] 60.用條繩吊d野到落去住下面o個戶人既窗前，然後fing來fing去，引人注意。

33/60.

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15 March 2009 @ 07:55 pm

SO BORED

Stolen from

carmenchui

HOW OLD WILL YOU BE BY THE TIME YOU GET MARRIED?

Put an X in every box that applies to you.
Add up all the 'X's and title subject with the sum as "My marriage age is __ "

[ ] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[x] You own more than one credit card
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
[x] You do your own laundry
[ ] You vote every election
[ ] You can cook for yourself
[ ] You think politics are exciting
[ ] You balance your own checkbook
[ ] Your parents have better things to say than your friends

Total: 3

[x] You show up for school/college/work every day early
[x] You always carry a pen in your pocket/purse
[x] You've never gotten a detention
[x] You have never smoked a cigarette
[ ] You have never gotten completely trashed
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
[ ] You like to take walks by yourself
[ ] You've watched talk shows.
[x] You know what 'credibility' means without looking it up
[x] You drink coffee[caffeine] at least once a week.

Total: 6

[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x]You can count to 10 in another language
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[x] My parents trust me
[ ] You can mow the lawn
[ ] You can make adults laugh without being stupid
[ ] You remember to water the plants
[x] You study when you have to
[ ] You pay attention at school/college
[x] You remember to feed your pets

Total: 5

[x] You can spell 'experience' without looking it up
[ ] You work out on a regular basis.
[x] You clean up your own mess
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[x] You have gained weight since middle/high school
[x] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[x] You can type quickly

Total: 6

[ ] You have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party
[ ] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[x] Most of all your friends are older than you are
[x] You can say no to staying out all night
[x] You use the internet every day
[ ] Your wardrobe hasn't changed in a while
[ ] You can read a book and actually finish it

Total: 3

Grand Total: 23

under 25 white washed.
26 - 30 canadian born asian.
31 - 40 pure asian.
40 - 45 asian that got fob washed.
45 - 50 FOBs.
51 hopelessly fobby.

Section 1
[x] Are you Asian in the first place?
[x] Were you born in an Asian country?
[x] Can you use chopsticks?
[x] Have you taken Vietnamese/Chinese/Korean/Japanese/LAO,etc school as a kid?

[x] Can you speak an Asian language?
[x] Is your favorite subject math/science?
[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day/or alot?
[ ] Did/Do you spike/highlight your hair?
[ ] Do you have an "azn crew"?
[ ] Do you have a 95 average?
[x] Do you get at least a 3.0 GPA?
Score: 8/11

Section 2
[ ] Do you listen to Asian music?
[x] Have you watched Asian movies?
[ ] Can you rave?
[x] Do you noe wuts DDR?
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[ ] Can you play CS, Starcraft, Warcraft, Diablo, etc?
[x] Have you played the violin/piano/cello?
[x] Do your parents get mad at you you if you get bad grades?
[x] Are/have you going/taking/took any honors/AP classes?
[ ] Do you own a Mazda/Saturn.
[x] Do you/your parents drive an Asian made car?
Score: 7/11

Section 3
[x] Are you or were you once a fob?
[ ] Is your last name Yeung, Lee, Nguyen, Wong, Kim, Tang, Chow, Kamenashi, Cheung?
[x] Have you dated/want to date Asian guys/girls?
[x] Have you designed a website before?
[ ] Does/did your SNS/e-mail have/had the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx...xX, oO..,Oo, etc?
[x] Do you have both an Asian and an English name?
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[ ] Do you know the song "Got Rice"?
[ ] Anime?
[ ] Do you listen to trance?
Score: 5/11

Section 4
[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[x] Are your parents fobs?
[ ] Is the mall your hang out place?
[x] Do you think you're short?
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
[ ] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[ ] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube?
[ ] Do you read Manga?
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?
[ ] Do you have ASIAN Pride?
Score: 5/10

Section 5
[ ] Are you a very good artist?
[x] Do you speak your Asian language with your friends?
[ ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market/Nail salon in an Asian community?
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT?
[x] Have you visited your home country at least twice?
[ ] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[x] Do you have/need glasses or braces?
[ ] Do you like to read?
[ ] Do you NOT have an allowance?
Score 3/9

Total: 28

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31 July 2007 @ 02:49 am

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don't feel like studying for exams...

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